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Puns of steel.

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breatheinandout
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Location: UK

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby breatheinandout » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:29 pm

:lol:
Why did i pick such a long username?! Do call me Biao :D

andthistoomustpass
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby andthistoomustpass » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:21 am

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






Two. The mystery is how they got in there.

gabry
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Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:39 pm

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby gabry » Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:51 am

:lol:

How do you make a pun out of the surname "Dunlop"?

Lop off the end and it's done (dun).

christabel
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Joined: Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:49 am

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby christabel » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:55 pm

:lol: :lol: two good ones.

prycejosh1987
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Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2020 3:30 pm

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby prycejosh1987 » Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:58 pm

I cant think of any, but i like the ones you guys has posted.

rocknrollgypsy
Posts: 66
Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:52 am

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby rocknrollgypsy » Sat Nov 14, 2020 7:02 pm

Shakespeare walks into a pub.

The bartender says: "Get out! You're Bard!"

deckie
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Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2020 3:19 am

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby deckie » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:03 am

A friend was in hospital and died suffering from acute piles. After they put cream on his behind he went downhill quite quickly.

deckie
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby deckie » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:11 am

A friend was telling me about his car he was selling for next to nothing. He said the only problem with it was there are no doors on it. I said that’s no good, if there are no doors on it how do I get in?
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deckie
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby deckie » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:14 am

A horse went into a bar and the barman said “why the long face?”.

Somebody reading this won’t have heard that one before! :lol:

rocknrollgypsy
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Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:52 am

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby rocknrollgypsy » Sun Dec 27, 2020 2:16 am

Having read about a pun competition in the local paper, I sent 10 of my favourites as entries, then waited to see what the judges would make of them. I looked this week to see if any had made the grade, but no pun in ten did.


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