Maisi is fab, I think we get on fine. Of course, she may not share that opinion...
Tempted to try for a job on p*rnhub, I'm sure there is a niche interest group for everyone on the internet, even one of Glasgow's finest stereotypes. I could make $$$ from the webcam trade, pay to see me dance baby!
Unfortunately, I suspect you'd have me click on a dodgy hentai link instead and my criminality stat would shoot up.
I was totally ignored by Reed once upon a time, didn't even ask about experience or qualifications just told me I wasn't suitable

. I'll try Universal Jobmatch, maybe they can set me up as a lion tamer?