Sir Hugo, I'll either take the red pill or the blue one

[sirhugo]

not exactly sure what trench foot is but never mind

welcome stranger

so lets skip to the pub at the beginning shall we?

The pub is full of Glasgows finest citizens. Yeah right, its 11pm on a Friday night. Looking like a utter deadbeat means you fit right in

will you try to sponge some drinks?

or sit quietly in the corner?

[maisi]

Thanks I feel like a whole new person! Sponge a drink please

[andthistoomustpass]

Wow! I admire and had a giggle at the stubborness but you do know the definition of insanity don't you

[maisi]

Einstein didn't have ptsd I'm guessing

[maisi]

I am sorry for being a plonka about it, and i won't mess with the game and will play it properly, it's just a mix of triggering and hilarious. Knives to my throat and down and out aren't even the ptsd for me, that came later. I love board games, and think your games are brilliant hugo, I just get a bit shirty when faced with a nutter, which you clearly are

ok I'll sit quietly in the corner and still get the -2 health points

[sirhugo]

im not a nutter. im a very special boy

sorry if there are things in the game that have struck a nerve with you. if you let me know what they are I can leave them out in future

You find a quiet corner and sit watching the paint dry. You might be bored out of your nut, but at least your drying off. Gain 2 HEALTH points. (gain not lose ) After a while an old fella staggers over and almost falls over your table. Lovely

will you tell him to do one?

or will you talk to him?

[maisi]

thanks! It's cool I'll just try and reply when in a calm state Yay, health points...
Ok, I'll talk to the guy

[sirhugo]

Hi my dear apologies for the delay. had a few extra days off work this week

After getting over your initial annoyance, you decide to chat to this fellow to pass the time. He is harmless enough and his drunken antics are amusing. You manage to get a few drinks from him and even better, in his drunken state he hands you some cash. Add 3 ALCOHOLISM points and add £5 to your WALLET. Eventually your new friend stumbles off. Time to find a place to sleep tonight

bus station?

or park?

[maisi]

Yay, there are alcoholism points I'm going to do so well. Right, you are a bit difficult..cos I can't sleep in the park cos it's rained, and the bus station leads to the soup kitchen where that guy is... no it's ok I'll go bus station, and skip the next question I'll ignore the youts.

I'm going to be a millionaire by the end of this game, I feel it in my bones.

[sirhugo]

who says you cant sleep in the park? a little rain never hurt anyone also you can choose whether to go to the soup kitchen or not

so as per requested we will fast track. you go to the bus station, ignore the fannies, try to sleep but cant, lose 2 HEALTH etc etc

Today is the day that you sort your life out. You are tired of living like a sewer rat. Its time to pull your finger out. What will you do next?

try to get into a hostel?

go to the council offices?

try to find a job?

go shopping?

go to hospital?

find a room to rent?

ask to stay with friends?

go to a soup kitchen? (see you don't have to get stabbed )