Sir Hugo, I'll either take the red pill or the blue one

[sirhugo]

such paranoia. you wont always get stabbed

You stay in bed and enjoy the sounds of some fannies being arrested. When the entertainment is done you have your best night sleep for years

The next day you head back to the mean streets of Glasgow. The hostel will do for now but you still need something more permanent. So back to business

At least you have somewhere to sleep now, but you still have not eaten for some time so you lose 2 HEALTH points. Your HEALTH is now 11. So what now?

Go to the council offices?

Try to find a job?

Go shopping?

Go to hospital?

Find a room to rent?

Ask to stay with friends?

[sirhugo]

its been a while. everything ok?

[maisi]

Huuugggoooo,

Sorry, think I just had the mother of all lie ins in my plush hostel. Might be a little slower at the mo. Thanks for checking, yeah all ok, just feeling a bit serious these days, so a bit boring for the forum.

I am going shopping- I'm pretty loaded if I remember right, and need a bite to eat.

[sirhugo]

Sorry about the delay. Not had a good few days. Post on mutual support has all the details

You decide that it’s time to spend some of your hard earned cash from your criminal enterprises. What are you in the market for?

Food?

Clothes?

Weapons?

Camping equipment?

Strippers?

Alcohol?

[maisi]

Criminal enterprises makes it sound a bit more planned than the messiness it entailed. I want a bite to eat- where's the salad and tofu bar in this neck of the woods, and can I get a skinny almond milk latte topped with an Om sign in sprinkles?

[sirhugo]

no salad and tofu for you. you can have a greasy kebab and like it

you decide that its long past time to satisfy your rumbling stomach. make your choice

a swanky sit down meal in one of glasgows finest resteraunts?

some fast food?

or the supermarket to stock up for later?

[sirhugo]

You still out there?

[maisi]

Hi bruv,

Weirdly, just as attmp seems to have been infected with the virus, I'm turning towards the light. I'm really liking the sound of some supermarket budgeting, and making couscous back at the hostel. I'm not even disappointed in myself, it just seems, you know, sensible.

Can I shoplift some expensive facewash or something, just to hold off the inevitable?

I could shout Jihad on the way out, just to keep it interesting, but don't think I need to.

[sirhugo]

finally regretting your bad girl ways? seeking redemption? you'll need to do more than eat organic vegetables

since you have the luxury of a fridge freezer for the first time in months you decide to stock up. you pick up farmfoods 5 meals for a fiver deal, getting politely asked to leave with one when you try to clean the place out. so what now?

Clothes?

Weapons?

Camping equipment?

Strippers?

Alcohol?

or are you done shopping?

p.s now im not in work anymore so ive totally lost track of your stats

[maisi]

They're my stats now, I'm looking after them. I'm loaded btw, so I'm going to carry on shopping. Gotta look presentable for job interviews, so I'm looking for some smart but not bland attire.