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new game for you atttmp

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:26 am
by sirhugo
hello again my friend. welcome back to the world of sir hugo crazy mind :D

In this game you start off as a homeless, penniless alcoholic and the goal is to sort him out, get clean, get a job, get a house etc. and so we begin

The rain lashes the streets on a Friday night in Glasgow city centre. You stumble along Sauchiehall street, miserable, starving and soaked to the bone. You have been homeless for six months and you haven't eaten for three days. You were kicked out of your last home because you spend all your money on alcohol and neglected to pay any rent. You have officially hit rock bottom. But at least its all uphill from here. You're first task is to find some shelter from the rain.
Soon one of Glasgow finest pubs appears before you

Do you want to go in here?

Or keep looking for shelter elsewhere?

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:28 pm
by andthistoomustpass
Another nice, cheerful, subject. Anyone would think you are depressed or something :lol:

No pubs for me, I've had my experience of bowing to booze as my lord and master. Let's keep looking.

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:35 pm
by sirhugo
Believe it or not I do indeed have depression :D

Everywhere else is closed at this time of night. You are forced to backtrack to the pub you found. You lose 2 HEALTH points due to the cold and rain

The pub is full of Glasgow’s classiest citizens. Yeah right!!!!! Looking like the total deadbeat you are, you fit right in

Will you attempt to skadge some drinks from the patrons?

Or will you sit quitely in the corner?

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:49 pm
by andthistoomustpass
I'm going to sit quietly away fram da daemon drink! *cough* *splitter*

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 5:26 pm
by sirhugo
cough splitter? interesting :D

You find a quiet corner and sit watching the paint dry. You might be bored out of your nut, but at least your drying off. Gain 2 HEALTH points. After a while an old fella staggers over and almost falls over your table. Lovely

Will you tell him to piss off?

or will you talk to him?

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:09 pm
by andthistoomustpass
Aye, spell check is a mare. :)

Chatting to an old soak in a backstreet boozer, can't imagine anything more fun(!) but yeah, let's chat, he might have an ancient treasure map or something.

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:59 pm
by sirhugo
or maybe a map to a survivors colony. oh hold on that's the wrong game :lol:

After getting over your initial annoyance, you decide to chat to this fellow to pass the time. He is harmless enough and his drunken antics are amusing. You manage to get a few drinks from him and even better, in his drunken state he hands you some cash. Add 3 ALCOHOLISM points and add £5 to your WALLET. Eventually your new friend stumbles off. Time to find a place to sleep tonight

(Alcoholism should be self explanatory. obviously your goal should be to reduce this. You want to find as much money as possible for this game. very useful)

Do you want to sleep in the park?

Or in the bus station?

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:02 pm
by andthistoomustpass
Bus station, I can dream about all the places I could be going if I got myself together.

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:35 pm
by sirhugo
damn that was a quick reply :)

unfortunately there's no option to stowaway on a bus to sunnier climates

You make your way to your regular haunt, Buchanan Street Bus Station. You settle down on your usual bench and try to sleep. However, a group of drunken youths are disturbing you with there loud obnoxious behaviour

Will you tell them to shut their cakeholes?

or will you ignore them?

Re: new game for you atttmp

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:41 am
by andthistoomustpass
I suspect shouting at the little @#@;s will lead to a drop in health so I am going to ignore mummies little darlings and hope they get hit by a bus.