new game for you atttmp

[andthistoomustpass]

Food please.

Unless the prices have changed, I still need another day's pay to get a flat.

[sirhugo]

I probably could have been talked into allowing some negotiation for your deposit. im mot a monster

you head back to farmfoods for some grub. fortunately they have the same 5 meals for a fiver option they had last week, no arguing at the till required.

so now what?

more shopping?

try to get a better hostel?

go to the pub?

go visit Jon again?

or head back to the hostel and take it easy?

look for a flat of your own? (negotiation optional)

[andthistoomustpass]

Hey, negotiation sounds good but I've just fainted and had a strange vision of an alternate reality, one where I've been experimenting with foundation among other, less palatable, things. I've come to with strange and rebeliouslly violent urges in addition to those awakened through the other-memory of being repeatedly slapped on the chin by some sort of cocaine-encrusted hairy haggis. Are there any options leading to me buying a weapon and engaging in a spot of ultra-violence and / or S&M?

[sirhugo]

wow big turnaround from the super cautious and well behaved attmp. were you plastered on egg nog when you made this choice

not being 100% sure on this, im assuming you want to continue shopping?

[andthistoomustpass]

Nah. Fuck it. I'll keep being a good boy for now. Negotiate for a flat please.

[stevenfrayne663]

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[andthistoomustpass]

A bit of googling suggests Hillhead is nicely bohemian and mid-gentrification. As I'm trying to move up in the world, I'll try Hillhead.

[sirhugo]

you cant Google that's totally cheating

You decide to go to view the hillhead property. You meet with the landlord to look at the place. Its basic, but more than enough for your needs and the area is pleasant enough. After chatting with landlord, he seems happy enough with you as you are working, not an alcoholic and have no criminal record

sidebar: maisi has no chance in hell

the landlord has one last question. get this right at the flat is yours. no pressure or anything

she asks if you are a big party animal. what's your response?

"hell yeah I loves a good party I do. my housewarming will be banging"

or "nah I don't have the energy for parties. I prefer a cup of tea and a good book"

[andthistoomustpass]

I'm aware this might be a trap and the landlord will turn out to be a massive party animal but

"nah I don't have the energy for parties. I prefer a cup of tea and a good book"

[sirhugo]

or maybe its a double bluff

drum roll please..........

You tell the landlord you aren't the partying type..........

.....and the relief or her face is obvious. from there you discuss the shortfall in your deposit and she agrees to let you make it up in your first months rent. soon you are handed the keys to your new abode. lets review shall we?

you had a grim battle with rehab, but you came through

you got yourself a fantastic job in a company that wants to save the world

you got a shiny new suit

you managed to avoid being shot, stabbed or bummed

and most importantly you have a lovely new pad.

You live happily ever after. either that or maisi is at your door looking for a place to crash

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!