Simple Jokes ............

[mezzaninedoor]

You do realise that surveys have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not 'Happy' !

[personlessvoid]

That made me chuckle!

Here's some I found off the internet that made me grin:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

[mirror]

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

[christabel]

thanks

[andthistoomustpass]

A skeleton walks into a bar.

'A pint of bitter and a mop please'

[andthistoomustpass]

What do you call a woman on the horizon?

Dot

[andthistoomustpass]

Just put my hoover on EBay.

It was only gathering dust

[mihaela]

What do you call a man with a sack of dried leaves on his head?

Russell

[andthistoomustpass]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?



Cliff

[andthistoomustpass]

Dr, Dr, I've been constipated for a week.
During the examination the Dr says; 'No wonder, you've got a lettuce leaf shoved up there and that's just the tip of the iceberg.'