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mezzaninedoor
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Simple Jokes ............

Postby mezzaninedoor » Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:51 am

You do realise that surveys have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not 'Happy' ! :)

personlessvoid
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby personlessvoid » Sun Oct 16, 2016 5:17 pm

That made me chuckle!

Here's some I found off the internet that made me grin:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

:P
Personless Void

Fighting mental illness one step at a time!

mirror
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby mirror » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:37 pm

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

christabel
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby christabel » Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:00 pm

:lol: thanks

andthistoomustpass
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby andthistoomustpass » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:10 am

A skeleton walks into a bar.

'A pint of bitter and a mop please'

andthistoomustpass
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby andthistoomustpass » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:40 pm

What do you call a woman on the horizon?

Dot
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andthistoomustpass
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby andthistoomustpass » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:42 pm

Just put my hoover on EBay.

It was only gathering dust

mihaela
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby mihaela » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:06 am

What do you call a man with a sack of dried leaves on his head?

Russell :roll:

andthistoomustpass
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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby andthistoomustpass » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:19 pm

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?



Cliff

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Re: Simple Jokes ............

Postby andthistoomustpass » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:22 pm

Dr, Dr, I've been constipated for a week.
During the examination the Dr says; 'No wonder, you've got a lettuce leaf shoved up there and that's just the tip of the iceberg.'


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